Even if nobody asked…..
1. We seem to want just enough Jesus to get to Heaven but not enough Jesus to change us on Earth.
2. Accept three things about life: it has seasons, it produces too much life and illness, and evil will be part of it.
3. Not much makes me homicidal but the 1-800 Cars For Kids radio jingle comes real close.
4. Some people are more attached to their PROBLEMS than their SOLUTIONS.
5. If your day sucks, you should do the tasks that you don’t want to do because they would ruin your day.
6. Christianity is the only faith that doesn’t result in a caste system. The only one.
7. The best six-pack ab workout in the world is to stop eating sugar/bad carbs.
8. When someone asks me if “I’m free tomorrow” I prefer to reply “No, I’m very expensive tomorrow.” If you want cheap, I am free on the 2nd Monday in February 2027. 😎
9. Placing a mirror in front of people when they are presented with different food options results in a remarkable 32 percent reduction in their consumption of unhealthy foods. It also shows how sloppy an eater you can be.
10. “It’s football. Take that out of high school, it’s church with no Jesus. Who would even go?” Barbara Kingsolver, Demon Copperhead
Thanks all, have a great day….