Even if nobody asked…..
1. Men, when sitting next to someone with your legs crossed don’t have the sole of your shoe face the person next to you (or point the toe at them). Bad etiquette, even seen as disrespectful in some cultures. (HT: P S Bhumak)
2. I have never given birth, but I did have a kidney stone this week. Yikes!
3. When someone starts a sentence “I saw on tick tock today….” I’ve already moved on, even if I’m still right there in front of them.
4. Sometimes you can only hang on to God with all HIS strength.
5. I went to close on a two-year-old BMW X5 in Tampa the other day. Trouble is, the showroom had $20 MILLION worth of high-end inventory. Needless to say, the X5 lost out to my wandering eyes. I left in the same car I arrived in. Dreams die by death of comparison.
6. What if the worst thing that ever happened to you turns out to be the best thing that has ever happened to you?
7. The line of maturity sits between COULD and SHOULD.
8. If you text me after 9 PM I will text you back at 5 AM. (Thank you for the reminder, Paul Zarrella)
9. Speak like you’re RIGHT, listen like you’re WRONG.
10. Life with my wife: I head upstairs the other night at 6 PM to put on pajamas (flannel, not silk) and slippers. Trish senses this and uses her outside voice to tell me to STAY DRESSED! I tell her I’m tired. She tells me, “You shouldn’t be, you slept all morning and then took a three-hour nap in the afternoon.” I remind her that I had surgery in the morning and then came home to sleep it off. “Yeah, you’re making my point, get back down here.” I watched TV with her fully dressed and ALMOST smiling. I have a good one in that woman.
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