Even if nobody asked……
1. “I pulled an all-dayer”. My wife Trish yawning at dinner as she tells me she didn’t take a nap that day.
2. OK, I finally read Lonesome Dove. And I have to say, all those people that raved about the book can go pound sand. Just pipe down!……..You way UNDERSOLD it. LD now comes in at #12 in my all-time list of favorite novels.
3. Saying yes takes less time than saying no so we say yes way more than we should.
4. I make really good-looking son-in-laws and daughter-in-laws. 😎
5. The new ABS system in MLB is keeping umpires honest, preventing them from using ball and strike calls as a weapon of vengeance.
6. The best actors do it with facial expressions not mouthing lines from a script.
7. I was behind a school bus that stopped three times in 200 yards to drop off kids. When did busses become Uber ride shares for students?
8. “God gives us life, but the worlds landlord is the devil”.
9. The Madison is a gem. Stereotypical NYC elites having to deal with the flyover people in Montana made me smile out loud. Of course, the value of the series is much greater than what made me smile. Good work, Taylor Sheridan.
10. Look, I get the Santa Claus thing, and the Tooth Fairy is at least wearing a gown and a tiara (I think), but to convince small children that a bunny – one bigger than their dad – breaks into their bedroom while they sleep to leave a wicker basket of treats is crazy beyond words. How is the night before Easter not the most terrifying moment of a child’s life? And who hatched this idea in the first place? Rant over.
Rock it out today.