Even if nobody asked…..
1. My wife has one household CHORE she hates with a passion. What is YOURS? Ready, set, go……
2. How my brain malfunctions: I actually ran outside in a heavy rainstorm this week to retrieve the pool vacuum from the patio deck so it wouldn’t get wet. Yes. I. Did.
3. I’m not a lawyer or anything but doesn’t a mistrial imply reasonable doubt?
4. Why are they ALL referred to as porn STAR? Aren’t any of them just mere porn actresses, actors? After all, if everyone’s a star, nobody’s a star. 😎
5. Words that are “read but not said” are a mini obsession of mine. ‘Moreover’ is today's contribution to the list. If someone actually used that word in a conversation with me I’d probably just walk away.
6. “Make Enthusiasm Great Again” MEGA! Print the hats!
7. Helpful hint I learned this week: it’s easier to just buy a bag of ice than to have ice cubes magically appear from a refrigerator ice “maker” you don’t know how to operate. You’re welcome.
8. How come we only hear “Born again Christian” and not “Born again Catholic”? (John 3:3)
9. There’s simply no way I’m as good as my dogs think I am when they greet me after I’ve been gone. They go nuts! Even if I’ve only been gone five minutes. #treatfraud #manipulators #conpups
10. My wife was away recently for 12 days (that’s 40 days in Trish husband years). Here are the KPI’s that determine my grading: 1) pool still has water in it, 2) no appliances caught fire and 3) both dogs are still alive. Fortunately, failing any of those, I can redeem myself with bonus points if I fix something (that I didn’t break), build something (“from scratch”) or perform a task that would see me as “mechanically inclined”. If any of those should additionally result in a minor injury (non-hospitalization) I earn extra credit points! I love my wife.
Thanks for reading!